Most mornings, Bubus takes down a tw0-egg spinach omelette. It’s one of the few ways we can trick him into eating vegetables. Most of the time, he puts it in his mouth. Oftentimes, he’ll feed the dog. But when he’s not that hungry, he’ll rub it about his face.
Or he’ll drop some on the dog.
I propose that “egg on your back” becomes a new expression that means “really embarrassed because you were outsmarted by a baby.”